her stories are boring and stuff.

Woman-beating rage-broccoli Chris Brown lip-synced his single “Turn Up The Music” (without being threatened by Sir Elton John) and danced roughly as well as a third-rate Chicago footwork dancer. He ended his performance by back-flipping off the stage, though sadly not off the earth. He returned to the stage one or two or maybe eighteen times.

—New Yorker: THE GRAMMY AWARDS: CHRIS BROWN OVERLOAD by Sasha Frere Jones 

(Source: ipsadixit, via poundgrape)